Chuck Rates The Wide Receivers

Marvin Harrison Randy Moss Terrell Owens
Marvin Harrison, Washington Randy Moss, Albuquerque Terrell Owens, Rocky Mountain

 

1.  Orlando Jaguars:  A. Toomer/J. Horn/J. Rice/Tr. Brown/P. Warrick:  I had a tough chore here, but the sheer depth Ted has gives him 4 potential #1 starters, all could put up 1200 & 10 in their respective offences.
2.  Washington Rainers: M. Harrison/D. Jackson/C. Chambers/D. Stallworth/A. Johnson – JIS went for young stars, and achieved it. Harrison is just stupid good, and Jackson is 1b in Sea’s high powered O. Chambers should rebound, Stallworth is waiting to go nutz, and JIS finally got the real SOD – A. Johnson, don’t be surprised with a 1000 & 8 rookie season!
3.  Brunswick Lions:  T. Holt/D. Driver/M. Muhammad/S. Moss/J. Morton – The Lions got rid of high maintenance R.Moss in the off season, and have a formidable combo in Holt/Driver, yet the bench isn’t really deep.
4.  Rocky Mountain Cougars:  T. Owens/Key. Johnson/Ti. Brown/T. Pinkston/E. McAffrey - The Cougs quietly had a big draft picking up Brown, Pinkston and easy Ed to go along with his 2 starters. I really am beginning to hate the monster Erickson has let loose in Owens, he will be selfish, and outrageous. Don’t be surprised to see him suspended at some time.
5.  Tempe Hippos:  P. Burress/D. Boston/R. Gardner/T. Taylor – The Hippos have arraigned a decent 4some with Boston the real question mark. Will he snap Marty’s neck in 2 with one twitch of his HUGE pecs once he realizes he will get about 2.2 catches a game? I heard Boston recently got coach strangling tips from Latrell Spreewell………
6.  Danville Doppelgangers: K. Robinson/L. Coles/T. Streets/Kev. Johnson – K Rob will be a monster this year, and Coles should actually improve his stats. Bench isn’t anything to go silly about.
7.  Dakota Lumberjacks:  P. Price/C. Conway/R. Wayne/D. Thompson/I. Hilliard – The Jacks are hoping Vick’s Injury actually increases Price’s production. Conway is filling the Coles void admirably in NY, and Wayne seems to be clicking with Manning.
8.  Fremont Raiders:  I. Bruce/R.Smith/J. Reed/B. Finneran – The Raiders got the STL receiver again, only it’s the latter of the 2 in Bruce. Smith is getting on, will he produce?
9.  Albuquerque Bandits:  R. Moss/J. Porter/J. Thrash/K. McArdelll – Moss is the man, but he can only carry a team so much, especially when he takes a play or 7 off. Porter is the young gun in OAK, but I feel Brown will keep him in check for 1 more year. Bench is so-so.
10.  Blue Ridge Falcons:  H. Ward/M. Booker/J. Galloway/M. Boerigter – Ward is a great player, but are Booker’s days numbered with Slingin' Stewart at the helm? Boerigter is the wildcard, may bring some huge plays this year.
11.  Cleveland Rocks:  E. Moulds/Q. Morgan/C. Rogers/D. Bates/A. Bryant/D. Terrelll – The Rocks are relying on depth, as in lots of it to provide match-ups. Moulds will drop out of the top 10 with the loss of Price, and Rogers is still a year away.
12.  Minnesota MoJo: J. Smith/C.Johnson/D. Mason/A. Lelie – With the suspension of Jimmy Smith, the unit is hurting, and Chad Johnson is no longer a sleeper. Mason will improve, and Lelie is a definite future keeper.